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Better yet Ocelot jumping in front of DD to protect him instead

BB: I can’t believe you risked your life over that damn dog.

Ocelot: HOW DARE YOU. He is our child

Ocelot gets into some kind of danger at some point and DD jumps in and defends him 

WAIT WAIT WAIT JUST FUCKING WAIT

DD TERRORIZING ELI

Mommy Ocelot, Daddy Boss, Cranky Uncle Kaz, Baby DD

actually small correction Big Boss asks “are we gonna raise him?” and Ocelot throws his hands to the ceiling

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OF COURSE WE’RE GONNA RAISE HIM BOSS WE’RE HIS NEW MOMMY AND DADDY

thatkindoffangirl said: look at the other translation i posted ocelot proposes bb to train the puppy himself and bb is like "wow a wildcat taking care of a dog"

I CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS I’M DIGGING A HOLE BEHIND MY APARTMENT AND BURYING MYSELF IN THE GROUND

BB: Ocelot where are you going with the dog

Ocelot: DD’s my new assistant

BB: Ocelot-

Ocelot: He’s gonna help me interrogate people

BB: Ocelot no-

Ocelot: He can hand me tools, maybe growl every now and then

BB: Ocelot stop this

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